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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Win a BlizzCon ticket from Gamebreaker.TV]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/contests/" rel="tag">Contests</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/events-real-world/" rel="tag">Events, real-world</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/massively-event-coverage/" rel="tag">Massively Event Coverage</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/misc/" rel="tag">Miscellaneous</a></p><div style="text-align: center;">
	<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/"><img alt="Blizzcon" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2011/10/blizzcon.jpg" /></a></div>
Seeing as how this year's <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/blizzcon/">BlizzCon</a> tickets were sold out in the same amount of time that it takes you to read this sentence, the only way for you to experience the convention now is either virtually or by snagging a ticket from a generous donor. Fortunately, Gamebreaker.TV has a spare ticket on hand that it's prepared to bestow on a lucky fan -- and anyone can take a crack at winning it.<br />
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To try your hand at winning the golden ticket, you simply have to buy as many Wonka bars as you can possibly... no, wait, that's not right. Actually, all you have to do is head over to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/GameBreakerTV">Gamebreaker.TV's Facebook page</a> and click "like" to be entered into the drawing.<br />
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BlizzCon tickets were priced at $175 apiece and were sold out as of this past May. The convention <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/09/29/blizzards-not-talking-about-their-unannounced-mmo-at-blizzcon-t/">might not have the big reveal</a> of <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/blizzard/">Blizzard's</a> next big MMO, but <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/09/28/blizzcon-2011-brings-in-foo-fighters-for-concert-and-to-fight/">it's got plenty of Foo Fighters</a> to compensate.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/">Win a BlizzCon ticket from Gamebreaker.TV</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 11 Oct 2011 10:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/20078608/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/10/11/win-a-blizzcon-ticket-from-gamebreaker-tv/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blizzard</category><category>blizzard-entertainment</category><category>blizzcon</category><category>blizzcon-2011</category><category>facebook</category><category>foo-fighters</category><category>gamebreaker</category><category>gamebreaker.tv</category><category>giveaway</category><category>golden-ticket</category><category>ticket</category><category>wonka</category><category>wonka-bars</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Olivetti]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 10:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Proof that GMs have a sense of humor discovered in WoW]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/world-of-warcraft/" rel="tag">World of Warcraft</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/fantasy/" rel="tag">Fantasy</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/misc/" rel="tag">Miscellaneous</a></p><div style="text-align: center;">
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We all know that in-game <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/gm/">GMs</a> work hard to process a heavy ticket load and often use standard scripts and cut-n-paste replies as a result. However, there are real people behind these names, and some of them even have a sense of humor.<br />
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GameFront shared a story of a <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/world-of-warcraft"><em>World of Warcraft</em></a> player named Dougie who asked to be knighted with the "Fresh," title, a GM responded tongue-in-cheek by saying that another already held it:
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	<em>Sit well Dougie, and listen to this tale.<br />
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	This is a tale of events which hath inverted a young ones life, and led to his eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air Township.<br />
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	Begat and reared in western Philadelphia spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy. Ruffians ran rampant through the village; a scuffle ensued prompting his fearful mother to change his domicile to that with over kin, in Bel Air.<br />
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	He summoned a cart, which appeared most gaudy, nonetheless he beseeched the driver to take him to Bel Air. Arriving barely after nightfall, he bid the knave goodbye, as he relished his arrival at his new place of residence, where he was awarded the title of 'The Fresh Prince.' </em></blockquote>
So there you have it: Proof that GMs can and do have a sense of humor -- and also a comprehensive knowledge of 90s sitcoms.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/">Proof that GMs have a sense of humor discovered in WoW</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/20007132/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/08/02/proof-that-gms-have-a-sense-of-humor-discovered-in-wow/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bel-air</category><category>fresh</category><category>fresh-prince</category><category>fresh-prince-of-bel-air</category><category>funny</category><category>gamefront</category><category>gm</category><category>gms</category><category>humor</category><category>in-game-gm</category><category>ticket</category><category>title</category><category>world-of-warcraft</category><category>wow</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Olivetti]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blizzard says sorry, offers 3000 more BlizzCon tickets]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/world-of-warcraft/" rel="tag">World of Warcraft</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/fantasy/" rel="tag">Fantasy</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/events-real-world/" rel="tag">Events, real-world</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/news-items/" rel="tag">News items</a></p><a href="http://www.blizzard.com/blizzcon/"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/blizzcon-logo14681.jpg" /></a>A <a href="http://www.blizzard.com/blizzcon/">personal apology given by Mike Morhaime</a> should spark a light of hope in those who missed out on getting any <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/blizzcon">BlizzCon</a> tickets <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/">due to large amounts of technical difficulties</a>. In addition to the promise of this whole thing never happening again, there are now going to be an additional 3,000 tickets available for purchase. The news comes in light of the convention hall planning being rearranged to accommodate more attendees. Anyone thinking about picking up one of these tickets should know that the offer is only open to those with an active Blizzard Account as of 9:00 PM PDT on August 12th, which is when the "Sold Out" notice was originally posted.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/08/14/mike-morhaime-apologizes-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/">As WoW Insider notes</a>, while 3,000 more tickets are nice, it's probably not going to cover the breadth of everybody who was left out in the cold by technical issues. Can we really ask for any more than this, though? It's not like <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/Blizzard/">Blizzard</a> is in a position where they really <em>had</em> to make this choice. They do run the biggest subscription-based MMO on the face of the planet. However you may feel about this whole thing, we can be certain to agree on hoping that it's truly the last time we see such a big technical slip-up from Blizzard.<br /><hr />
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</table><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/">Blizzard says sorry, offers 3000 more BlizzCon tickets</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/08/14/mike-morhaime-apologizes-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1284280/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/blizzard-says-sorry-offers-3000-more-blizzcon-tickets/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blizzard</category><category>blizzcon</category><category>blizzcon-2008</category><category>breaking</category><category>fail-murloc</category><category>online-store</category><category>ticket</category><category>tickets</category><category>world-of-warcraft</category><category>wow</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kyle Horner]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[[Updated] Blizzcon tickets now on sale, maybe]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/world-of-warcraft/" rel="tag">World of Warcraft</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/fantasy/" rel="tag">Fantasy</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/events-real-world/" rel="tag">Events, real-world</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/server-downtime/" rel="tag">Server downtime</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/news-items/" rel="tag">News items</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a></p><a style="" href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/08/blizzcon-2008-website-launched/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/blizzconfail_225.jpg" /></a>We've been keeping a watchful eye on <a href="http://www.blizzard.com/blizzcon/">the Blizzcon site</a> this morning, as <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/blizzcon-2008-tickets-go-on-sale-august-11th/">we knew that tickets for the event were set to go on sale today</a>. Even with the hefty $100 pricetag, these golden tickets of <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/tag/Blizzard/">Blizzard</a> fun are expected to sell out extremely quickly. However, if you're in the market for a Blizzcon ticket, we have some mixed news for you. <br /><br />While it does appear that the tickets are showing up on the Blizzcon site, and they are allowing you to add up to 5 per cart -- we've not heard of a single purchase that has gone through as yet. It would appear that while Blizzard has done a great job of balancing the load on many of the <a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com"><em>World of Warcraft</em></a> servers, the Blizzard store is not handling the zerg rush of thousands of Blizzard fans hitting it all at once very well. <br /><br />So if you're hoping to land Blizzcon tickets, we suggest you grab a drink and settle in for some quality time with the fail murloc and your F5 key. We'll be right there with you.<br /><br />[<strong>Update 11:13 AM EST</strong>] - Aredek on the WoW forums <a href="http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8765632317&amp;sid=1">says that their Webfolk are looking into the problems with ordering</a>. In the meantime, we've learned that the fail murloc enjoys mrglrgrrrlgl, long walks by the mggrgrlllrgrm, and enjoys playing gllllrmgrl when not hanging out in our web browsers.<br /><br />[<strong>Update 6:03 PM EST</strong>] - While registration was open briefly this afternoon, most people have been unable to purchase tickets due to the heavy traffic on the Blizzcon site. Server fall down go boom. As of now, the site appears to be back in a maintenance phase. From what we have heard, the tickets are not sold out currently.<br /><br />[<strong>Update 7:40 PM EST</strong>] The Blizzcon site is back online, however with it returns Failoc, the dreaded murloc of fail. Of course, that's when we're not seeing errors due to the server being overloaded.<br /><br />[<strong>Update 12:10 AM EST</strong>] Finally managed to get an order through and confirmed. Looks like some of the <a href="http://www.wowinsider.com">WoW Insider</a> crew have also been able to get tickets, but others are still getting Failoc'd. Good luck, everyone!<br /><br />[<strong>Update 12:45 AM EST</strong>] According to <a href="http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8765782846&amp;sid=1">Eyonix on the Blizzard forums</a>, they are pulling down ticket ordering for the night:<br /><br /><span class="blue"><em>We are continuing our work on bringing the website back up, however, we have decided that we do not want to make everyone wait until the early hours of the morning, hoping at a chance to purchase tickets. Thus, we will not bring up the website until after the beginning of business day tomorrow, Tuesday, August 12. We want to assure everyone that a great majority of tickets are still available for purchase. </em><br /><br />If you've been waiting up to purchase a ticket, looks like it's time to head for bedfordshire and try again in the morning. </span><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/">[Updated] Blizzcon tickets now on sale, maybe</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1281002/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/blizzcon-tickets-now-on-sale-maybe/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blizzard</category><category>blizzcon</category><category>blizzcon-2008</category><category>breaking</category><category>fail-murloc</category><category>online-store</category><category>ticket</category><category>tickets</category><category>world-of-warcraft</category><category>wow</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Krystalle Voecks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:15:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
