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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Zero Punctuation braves interstellar spreadsheets in EVE Online]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/sci-fi/" rel="tag">Sci-fi</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/eve-online/" rel="tag">EVE Online</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a></p><div align="center"><embed height="348" width="425" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#333333" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://static.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/movies/player/FlowPlayerDark.swf?config=%7Bembedded%3Atrue%2CplayList%3A%5B+%7B+%27url%27%3A208%2C%27linkUrl%27%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fvideos%2Fview%2Fzero-punctuation%2F208-Eve-Online%27%2C%27linkWindow%27%3A%27_top%27%2C%27name%27%3A%27Eve%2BOnline%27+%7D+%5D%2CsplashImageFile%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fglobal%2Fcastfire%2Fsplash%2F208.jpg%27%2CshowVolumeSlider%3Atrue%2CinitialScale%3A%27fit%27%2Cloop%3Afalse%2CautoPlay%3Afalse%2CautoBuffering%3Afalse%2CusePlayOverlay%3Afalse%2CautoRewind%3Atrue%2CbufferLength%3A15%2CmenuItems%3A%5Bfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Ctrue%2Ctrue%5D%7D"></embed></div>
<a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation">Zero Punctuation</a>'s <a href="http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/">Yahtzee</a> has reached geek culture superstardom by sacrificing sacred cows. By profanely slamming popular franchises such as <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8-Halo-3"><em>Halo</em></a> and <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/35-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl"><em>Super Smash Bros.</em></a>, he's brought down the wrath -- and the web traffic -- of virtually the entire gaming community. There's a running joke through many of his animated reviews, though: he hates MMORPGs.<br /><br />Both <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9-Tabula-Rasa"><em>Tabula Rasa</em></a> and <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/138-Age-of-Conan"><em>Age of Conan</em></a> got the full treatment, and Yahtzee has even criticized some single-player games (such as <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/22-The-Witcher"><em>The Witcher</em></a>) just for sharing gameplay elements with MMORPGs. His fans apparently thought he was being a bit too harsh. "Not all MMORPGs are the same," they presumably said. "Try <em>EVE Online</em>. It's different!"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online">And so he did.</a> It turns out that "different" might be in the eye of the beholder. Or just as likely, MMORPGs can never be different enough for Yahtzee! The humorous (and as usual, NSFW) video review is embedded above, courtesy of <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com">The Escapist.</a><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/">Zero Punctuation braves interstellar spreadsheets in EVE Online</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1303987/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>age-of-conan</category><category>animation</category><category>ben-croshaw</category><category>escapist</category><category>escapist-magazine</category><category>eve</category><category>eve-online</category><category>halo-3</category><category>humor</category><category>review</category><category>super-smash-bros</category><category>tabula-rasa</category><category>the-escapist</category><category>video</category><category>yahtzee</category><category>yahtzee-croshaw</category><category>zero-punctuation</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Samuel Axon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
