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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Ear modification: bad for your elf]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/events-real-world/" rel="tag">Events, real-world</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/news-items/" rel="tag">News items</a></p><a href="http://modernplasztika.co.hu/beavatkozas_eng.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2007/11/elfears.jpg" alt="Moonfire! Moonfire! Moonfire!" /></a><a href="http://modernplasztika.co.hu/beavatkozas_eng.html">One of the more bizarre stories to surface on the internet this week is the Modern Plasztikai Seb&eacute;szet</a> -- henceforth referred to as the "Elf Ear Clinic". The site is almost certainly fake -- but it's an idea that isn't too far off being a reality, and surely must appeal to a percentage of MMO players <em>somewhere</em>.<br /><br />Real world influencing MMOs is nothing new -- but MMOs being able to influence physical aspects of real life is something new entirely, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/second-life"><span style="font-style: italic;">Second-Life</span></a> excluded. And it's maybe just a little bit scary. They can say <em>faun-clubs</em> all they want, but what they really mean is level 70 night elf druids.<br /><br />And just so you know; pointy elf ears wouldn't necessarily allow you to hear better anyway. Ear shape and hearing is individual, not universal -- having elongated pointy ears would change <em>how</em> you hear sounds, and after years of your brain interpreting sounds from your original ear shape it's unlikely to be an improvement. Oh well.<br /><br />Would *you* be tempted to get a pair of elf ears? Or is this a step too far in body modification?<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/">Ear modification: bad for your elf</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://modernplasztika.co.hu/klinika_eng.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1030130/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/ear-modification-bad-for-your-elf/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>druid</category><category>elf</category><category>faun-club</category><category>modern-plasztikai-sebészet</category><category>weird</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Louis McLaughlin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
