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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[GameX coverage begins tomorrow!]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/events-real-world/" rel="tag">Events, real-world</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/mmo-industry/" rel="tag">MMO industry</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/news-items/" rel="tag">News items</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/massively-event-coverage/" rel="tag">Massively Event Coverage</a></p><a href="http://www.gamexpo.us"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/gamex225.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.gamexpo.us">GameX</a>, the Northeastern video game industry summit and expo, is starting tomorrow! As we said <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/19/massively-com-jams-at-gamex-in-philadelphia-this-weekend/">earlier this week</a>, we'll be there, getting face time with guests, visiting Mythic Entertainment and Hi-Rez Studios, and getting you information on some of your favorite titles.<br />
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In addition to our coverage here on the site, we'll be updating our <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a> account with things we see at the expo and pictures! Now instead of running to us every five minutes for your Massively fix, you can get updates, pictures, and more from us in the form of tweets! If you're not currently <a href="http://www.twitter.com/massively">following @massively</a>, or if you're not on Twitter, now is the time to both <a href="https://twitter.com/signup">sign up</a> and add us to your follow list!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/">GameX coverage begins tomorrow!</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/19206236/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2009/10/22/gamex-coverage-begins-tomorrow/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ea</category><category>electronic-arts</category><category>escapist</category><category>escapist-magazine</category><category>game-expo</category><category>gamex</category><category>gamex-2009</category><category>global-agenda</category><category>hi-rez</category><category>hi-rez-studios</category><category>mythic</category><category>mythic-entertainment</category><category>philadelphia</category><category>social-media</category><category>social-networking</category><category>the-guild</category><category>twitter</category><category>war</category><category>warhammer-online</category><category>yahtzee-croshaw</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Seraphina Brennan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zero Punctuation braves interstellar spreadsheets in EVE Online]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/sci-fi/" rel="tag">Sci-fi</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/eve-online/" rel="tag">EVE Online</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a></p><div align="center"><embed height="348" width="425" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#333333" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://static.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/movies/player/FlowPlayerDark.swf?config=%7Bembedded%3Atrue%2CplayList%3A%5B+%7B+%27url%27%3A208%2C%27linkUrl%27%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fvideos%2Fview%2Fzero-punctuation%2F208-Eve-Online%27%2C%27linkWindow%27%3A%27_top%27%2C%27name%27%3A%27Eve%2BOnline%27+%7D+%5D%2CsplashImageFile%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fglobal%2Fcastfire%2Fsplash%2F208.jpg%27%2CshowVolumeSlider%3Atrue%2CinitialScale%3A%27fit%27%2Cloop%3Afalse%2CautoPlay%3Afalse%2CautoBuffering%3Afalse%2CusePlayOverlay%3Afalse%2CautoRewind%3Atrue%2CbufferLength%3A15%2CmenuItems%3A%5Bfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Ctrue%2Ctrue%5D%7D"></embed></div>
<a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation">Zero Punctuation</a>'s <a href="http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/">Yahtzee</a> has reached geek culture superstardom by sacrificing sacred cows. By profanely slamming popular franchises such as <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8-Halo-3"><em>Halo</em></a> and <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/35-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl"><em>Super Smash Bros.</em></a>, he's brought down the wrath -- and the web traffic -- of virtually the entire gaming community. There's a running joke through many of his animated reviews, though: he hates MMORPGs.<br /><br />Both <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9-Tabula-Rasa"><em>Tabula Rasa</em></a> and <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/138-Age-of-Conan"><em>Age of Conan</em></a> got the full treatment, and Yahtzee has even criticized some single-player games (such as <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/22-The-Witcher"><em>The Witcher</em></a>) just for sharing gameplay elements with MMORPGs. His fans apparently thought he was being a bit too harsh. "Not all MMORPGs are the same," they presumably said. "Try <em>EVE Online</em>. It's different!"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online">And so he did.</a> It turns out that "different" might be in the eye of the beholder. Or just as likely, MMORPGs can never be different enough for Yahtzee! The humorous (and as usual, NSFW) video review is embedded above, courtesy of <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com">The Escapist.</a><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/">Zero Punctuation braves interstellar spreadsheets in EVE Online</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1303987/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/09/04/zero-punctuation-braves-interstellar-spreadsheets-in-eve-online/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>age-of-conan</category><category>animation</category><category>ben-croshaw</category><category>escapist</category><category>escapist-magazine</category><category>eve</category><category>eve-online</category><category>halo-3</category><category>humor</category><category>review</category><category>super-smash-bros</category><category>tabula-rasa</category><category>the-escapist</category><category>video</category><category>yahtzee</category><category>yahtzee-croshaw</category><category>zero-punctuation</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Samuel Axon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zero Punctuation reviews Age of Conan]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/fantasy/" rel="tag">Fantasy</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/age-of-conan/" rel="tag">Age of Conan</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/reviews/" rel="tag">Reviews</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/opinion/" rel="tag">Opinion</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a></p><center><embed height="328" width="400" src="http://static.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/movies/player/FlowPlayerDark.swf?config=%7Bembedded%3Atrue%2CplayList%3A%5B+%7B+%27url%27%3A138%2C%27linkUrl%27%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fvideos%2Fview%2Fzero-punctuation%2F138-Age-of-Conan%27%2C%27linkWindow%27%3A%27_top%27%2C%27name%27%3A%27Age%2Bof%2BConan%27+%7D+%5D%2CsplashImageFile%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com%2Fglobal%2Fcastfire%2Fsplash%2F138.jpg%27%2CshowVolumeSlider%3Atrue%2CinitialScale%3A%27fit%27%2Cloop%3Afalse%2CautoPlay%3Afalse%2CautoBuffering%3Afalse%2CusePlayOverlay%3Afalse%2CautoRewind%3Atrue%2CbufferLength%3A15%2CmenuItems%3A%5Bfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Ctrue%2Ctrue%5D%7D" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#333333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></center> Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is the naughty charismatic pontificating stallion behind <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation">Zero Punctuation</a>, the hilarious weekly videogame review web program. It's not often Croshaw will review an MMORPG, so it is apropos to share the latest Zero Punctuation with the new roast target being <a href="http://ageofconan.com/"><em>Age of Conan</em>.</a> The review itself contains naughty words making it: NSFW. <br /><br />Reviewing MMORPGs isn't an easy endeavor. The MMORPG is a beast, various systems, game mechanics, and time sinks to wade through to get from beginning to the end. To give an honest and fair shake it takes hundreds hours of investment for the reviewer to familiarize and formulate a real knowledgeable opinion. MMORPGs aren't fair in that regard, and reviews aren't very sticky since most MMOs are undergoing constant development. But come on, it's Zero Punctuation!<p><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Zero Punctuation reviews Age of Conan</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/">Zero Punctuation reviews Age of Conan</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/138-Age-of-Conan>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1265430/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/zero-punctuation-reviews-age-of-conan/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>age-of-conan</category><category>aoc</category><category>ben-croshaw</category><category>conan</category><category>escapist-magazine</category><category>escapistmagazine</category><category>funcom</category><category>game-review</category><category>humor</category><category>videos</category><category>zero-punctuation</category><category>zp</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Warner]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
