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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[TurpsterVision: Don't tell Adam but I've been fooling around with EVE]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/eve-online/" rel="tag">EVE Online</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/reviews/" rel="tag">Reviews</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/" rel="tag">TurpsterVision</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><em><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="TV takes on EV(E)" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/ep5.jpg" /></em><br /></div>
<em>Every Tuesday think "T" for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/bloggers/mark-turpin/">Turpster</a> and take the "a" in "day", capitalise it, remove the little bit in the middle, turn it upside down and you get a "V". Put the two together and you'll have TV for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/">TurpsterVision</a> -- the best Internet video podcast on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/">Massively</a>! (Never mind that business about it being the only video podcast on Massively...)<br /></em><br />It's Tuesday! Hooray! If you like having intellectual discussions about current political events and their impact on the everyday life of the brave men and women serving abroad fighting for our freedom then I am afraid you have come to the wrong place. I don't have a clue about the wars going on here on planet Earth. What I do know about however, is a MMO universe so vast and EPIC that I makes the petty struggles of this world seem insignificant. That is right folks; today we are flying and fighting for our very lives in the turbulent universe of <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/eve-online "><em>EVE Online</em></a>!<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Join us after the break if you think you are truly hardcore enough to play in a universe where you can Alt-Tab while you are meant to be working.<p><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>TurpsterVision: Don't tell Adam but I've been fooling around with EVE</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/">TurpsterVision: Don't tell Adam but I've been fooling around with EVE</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://legal.aol.com/terms-of-service/full-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1136963/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/11/turpstervision-don-t-tell-adam-but-i-ve-been-fooling-around-wit/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>combat</category><category>corporation</category><category>economy</category><category>endgame</category><category>Eve</category><category>eve-online</category><category>eveconomy</category><category>featured</category><category>funny</category><category>graphics-update</category><category>lazers</category><category>pirates</category><category>player-council</category><category>pod</category><category>pvp</category><category>ratting</category><category>space</category><category>steam</category><category>the-t</category><category>turpster</category><category>universe</category><category>wow-insider-show</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Turpin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TurpsterVision: An Episode of Great Impotence]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/city-of-heroes/" rel="tag">City of Heroes</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/" rel="tag">TurpsterVision</a></p><div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="TurpsterVision Goes to Paragon City!" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/ep4.jpg" /><br /></div>
<em>Every Tuesday think "T" for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/bloggers/mark-turpin/">Turpster</a> and take the "a" in "day", capitalise it, remove the little bit in the middle, turn it upside down and you get a "V". Put the two together and you'll have TV for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/">TurpsterVision</a> -- the best Internet video podcast on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/">Massively</a>! (Never mind that business about it being the only video podcast on Massively...)</em><br /><br />It's that time of the week again folks! For some people out there they have been going through withdraw symptoms since my absence on this week's <a href="http://www.wcradio.com/archives.php?selectArchive=766&amp;autoplay=1">WoW Insider Show</a>. Have no fear, for Super Turpster is here! I have tried to make it up to you guys, even though my schedule is whooping my butt. Thanks to all the folks from <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/turpstervision-lord-of-the-dings/">last week</a> who voted Bard, you all win a "Turpster-Patented-Internet-High-Five".<br /><br />I find it very tough in this job to ever be fair to an MMO; I only get a week to play it and produce the review. It's always tough to get a sense of how fantastic it is past the starting zone. That in mind, I do urge all of you out there to try every MMO you can get your hands on. There is so much more out there than just <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.wowinsider.com">World of Warcraft</a> (Blasphemy I hear you scream!) Then again on Massively I feel like I am preaching to the choir!<br /><br />Enjoy the show this week; it was a close shave getting it up in time...in more ways than one! (Join us after the break to find out if Turpster is really allowed to make such horrid innuendo.)<p><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>TurpsterVision: An Episode of Great Impotence</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/">TurpsterVision: An Episode of Great Impotence</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://legal.aol.com/terms-of-service/full-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1131185/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/03/04/turpstervision-an-episode-of-great-impotence/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Bard-beats-Wizzard</category><category>City-of</category><category>CoH</category><category>CoV</category><category>CoX</category><category>Errectile-Disfunction</category><category>featured</category><category>Funny</category><category>Heroes</category><category>Iron-Man</category><category>lol</category><category>skit</category><category>Superhero</category><category>Superman</category><category>Turpster</category><category>Turpster-Vision</category><category>TurpsterVision</category><category>TV</category><category>Villians</category><category>WoW-Insider-Show</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Turpin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TurpsterVision: London is HELL!]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/reviews/" rel="tag">Reviews</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/hellgate-london/" rel="tag">Hellgate: London</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/hands-on/" rel="tag">Hands-On</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/" rel="tag">TurpsterVision</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision"><em><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/ep2.jpg" alt="TurpsterVision Episode 2 : Hellgate London" /></em></a><br /></div>
<em>Every Tuesday think "T" for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/bloggers/mark-turpin/">Turpster</a> and take the "a" in "day", capitalize it, remove the little bit in the middle, turn it upside down and you get a "V". Put the two together and you'll have TV for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/">TurpsterVision</a> -- the best Internet video podcast on <a href="http://www.massively.com">Massively</a>! (Never mind that business about it being the only video podcast on Massively...)<br /><br /></em>Welcome back to TurpsterVision! I'm lovin' it that you could join me for my second show; not a lot of people realize this but the video below is a live stream to my camera and I have to act out the episode multiple times a day for you, the lucky viewers. This week I have decided that it is finally time to find out which is truly the best MMO out on the market. If you want to find out, join us after the break to see what you should be playing!<p><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>TurpsterVision: London is HELL!</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/">TurpsterVision: London is HELL!</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://legal.aol.com/terms-of-service/full-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1118457/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/turpstervision-london-is-hell/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>featured</category><category>first-class</category><category>fps</category><category>funny</category><category>george-w-bush</category><category>hell</category><category>lol</category><category>London</category><category>mark-turpin</category><category>mmo-face-off</category><category>the-t</category><category>tube</category><category>turpster</category><category>TV</category><category>underground</category><category>wow-insider-show</category><category>wow-radio</category><category>zombies</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Turpin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TurpsterVision : Dancing in the Endless Forest [Updated]]]></title><link>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/</guid><comments>http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/opinion/" rel="tag">Opinion</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/hands-on/" rel="tag">Hands-On</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/" rel="tag">TurpsterVision</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img align="top" src="http://www.wowinsider.com/media/2008/02/turpstervision.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div>
<em>Every Tuesday think "T" for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/bloggers/mark-turpin/">Turpster </a>and take the "a" in "day", capitalise it, remove the little bit in the middle, turn it upside down and you get a "V". Put the two together and you'll have TV for <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/category/turpstervision/">TurpsterVision</a> -- the best Internet video podcast on <a href="http://www.massively.com">Massively</a>! (Nevermind that business about it being the only video podcast on Massively...) Check it out after the break!<br /><br /></em>If you want to know how EPIC the intro for TV would have been had Turpster not had the help <span chatdir="1"><span chatindex="966">from the fantastic, awesome, uber-talented, </span></span><a href="http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/02/11/wow-insider-show-episode-24-rp-raiding-and-the-unforgotten-re/"> Johnny Voruz</a> from <a href="http://www.urealms.com">Unforgotten Realms</a> then be sure to check out the extra video we included after the break! We'd like to note that Turpster is a highly trained professional, and as such, you should not attempt to recreate anything you see in TurpsterVision!<p><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>TurpsterVision : Dancing in the Endless Forest [Updated]</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com"><img src="http://massively.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Massively" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/">TurpsterVision : Dancing in the Endless Forest [Updated]</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://massively.joystiq.com">Massively</a> on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://legal.aol.com/terms-of-service/full-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/forward/1112892/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/02/12/turpstervision-dancing-in-the-endless-forest/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>arguably-funny</category><category>dancing</category><category>deer</category><category>endless-forest</category><category>featured</category><category>funny</category><category>graveyard</category><category>joystiqfeatures</category><category>mark-turpin</category><category>tale-of-tales</category><category>turpster</category><category>turpster-vision</category><category>turpstervision</category><category>twin-gods</category><category>video-podcast</category><category>videocast</category><category>well-i-think-i-am-funny</category><category>wow-insider-show</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Turpin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>