"hello, am I talking to the people who make Lollipop Chainsaw?"
"Yes, that's us. How can we help you?"
"Yes, hello, yes, right, well, I would like to give you all of my money. All of it."
"...um thank you sir but can I ask why?"
"I want this game."
"Sir you can buy it for $60 when it comes out later this year."
"Oh right, yes, well I know, but I want you to take my money. Just take it. I'll wait for the release date, but I would feel bad if you guys don't take my money now."
"uhhh....sir...can you-"
"can I hold on a second? Yes I can."
"Hello, this is Suda51. How can I help you?"
"Hello Suda, you're english is very good."
"Thank you b-"
"Well the reason i was calling is because I want to give you all of my money for this product."
"Sir the game comes out in a few months. All you need to do is pay $60 for the game and we'll give it to you. If you to continue to support us, we have dlc costumes coming some time after release. We haven't announced pricing, but it would nice if you get them anyway."
"What kind of costumes we talking here?"
"Well there's an Ash costume from Evil Dead, a waitress, various anime costumes, a bikini an-"
"Whoa. Stop...just...wait...hold up...just....did you say a bikini?"
1. Massively already covered it. 2. I hate the way Mittens acts sometimes, but he already apologized. And whether he meant it or not, I don't think there's any excuse for what he did but trying to continuous drag him AND CCP through the mud isn't helping anyone or anything. 3. CCP is looking into. I highly doubt that's *just* PR talk either since it's a serious event that seems to be gaining ground just days after fanfest and I doubt they want to end things on a bad note. 4. Have you people even seen the conversations people have had with The Wis lately? Dude seems completely cool. He may have issues but you people, yes YOU aren't doing ANYONE any favors by continuing to make this an issue.
The characters are done. Finished. Ready to be shipped out.
Why are we waiting until AFTER the Vita version to get them? Is this some attempt at trying to get us all to buy the Vita version or something? We know we're getting the same content so I'm going to wager most of us are uninterested in said Vita version.
What is the point? I cannot fathom what the reason is.
What businessmen sat in a room and came up with this?
Valve puts fake Half-Life: Episode 3 listing on Steam for April Fools' Day [Update: Nope]
Apr 1st 2012 8:40PM (Joystiq)Game on: NFL likeness lawsuit against EA moving forward
Mar 31st 2012 4:20PM (Joystiq)C'mon dude really?....
How could you forget about Vroom Vroom 37 and Online Pass 3: The Return of the Online Pass vs Online Pass....brought to you by Online Pass
Behind the musical bosses of Lollipop Chainsaw
Mar 30th 2012 4:33PM (Joystiq)"Yes, that's us. How can we help you?"
"Yes, hello, yes, right, well, I would like to give you all of my money. All of it."
"...um thank you sir but can I ask why?"
"I want this game."
"Sir you can buy it for $60 when it comes out later this year."
"Oh right, yes, well I know, but I want you to take my money. Just take it. I'll wait for the release date, but I would feel bad if you guys don't take my money now."
"uhhh....sir...can you-"
"can I hold on a second? Yes I can."
"Hello, this is Suda51. How can I help you?"
"Hello Suda, you're english is very good."
"Thank you b-"
"Well the reason i was calling is because I want to give you all of my money for this product."
"Sir the game comes out in a few months. All you need to do is pay $60 for the game and we'll give it to you. If you to continue to support us, we have dlc costumes coming some time after release. We haven't announced pricing, but it would nice if you get them anyway."
"What kind of costumes we talking here?"
"Well there's an Ash costume from Evil Dead, a waitress, various anime costumes, a bikini an-"
"Whoa. Stop...just...wait...hold up...just....did you say a bikini?"
"Yes I did. Why?"
"I have to go now."
"...why?"
"I'm going to go gather all the tea in China."
EVE Fanfest videos viewable on YouTube
Mar 28th 2012 2:26PM (Massively)Don't bring that noise here please. Please.
1. Massively already covered it.
2. I hate the way Mittens acts sometimes, but he already apologized. And whether he meant it or not, I don't think there's any excuse for what he did but trying to continuous drag him AND CCP through the mud isn't helping anyone or anything.
3. CCP is looking into. I highly doubt that's *just* PR talk either since it's a serious event that seems to be gaining ground just days after fanfest and I doubt they want to end things on a bad note.
4. Have you people even seen the conversations people have had with The Wis lately? Dude seems completely cool. He may have issues but you people, yes YOU aren't doing ANYONE any favors by continuing to make this an issue.
Here's Bayonetta in Anarchy Reigns
Mar 22nd 2012 4:03PM (Joystiq)So let's just say I'll be cleaning up my keyboard the rest of this afternoon after watching this video...
Nvidia's next-gen Kepler tech detailed
Mar 22nd 2012 3:19PM (Joystiq)I know right. It's a pretty great buy, but a bit out of my price range so I'm hoping the 670 will a wee bit cheaper.
Rumor: Dark Souls PC announcement imminent
Mar 21st 2012 5:06PM (Joystiq)Portal Gun arrives at Think Geek, goes on sale mid May
Mar 19th 2012 9:10PM (Joystiq)It's for science so it's okay.
Kojima working on 'something' related to film, announcement coming in the 'near future'
Mar 17th 2012 2:27PM (Joystiq)I love that game, but a cutscene(singular) stop being a cutscene when they're multtiple scenes put together....and 2 hours long.
Capcom lays out Street Fighter X Tekken DLC schedule and pricing
Mar 16th 2012 10:37PM (Joystiq)The characters are done. Finished. Ready to be shipped out.
Why are we waiting until AFTER the Vita version to get them? Is this some attempt at trying to get us all to buy the Vita version or something? We know we're getting the same content so I'm going to wager most of us are uninterested in said Vita version.
What is the point? I cannot fathom what the reason is.
What businessmen sat in a room and came up with this?
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