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Guildenstern

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EVE Evolved: Setting the record straight

Apr 1st 2012 6:56PM (Massively)
Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

The Daily Grind: What are your favorite jokes of the day?

Apr 1st 2012 11:12AM (Massively)
@rhorle
"Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)"

OH SNAP

TERA PvP battlegrounds won't be in at launch, delayed until 'late summer'

Mar 30th 2012 7:17PM (Massively)
@Zyrusticae
At least I won't need to explain myself to my boss as to why I'm playing a game with things that look like Elin in it.

Just saying.

TERA PvP battlegrounds won't be in at launch, delayed until 'late summer'

Mar 30th 2012 5:42PM (Massively)
As long as the ridiculous skimpy female armor is still in, I'm sure anyone planning to play TERA will be just fine.

/with apologies to Utakata

Ask Massively: A confluence of awesome edition

Mar 29th 2012 6:07PM (Massively)
ME3 DLC in FFXIII-2 is hilarious if only for the fact that ME3 is the only game in recent memory with a worse ending than FFXIII-2's.

It's like a vortex of suck.

Lead your Legion into Final Fantasy XI's March version update

Mar 27th 2012 6:47PM (Massively)
"Arise (WHM Lv.99)
Revives and bestows a Reraise effect upon target PC."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

SWTOR devs attempt to balance the Force through nerfs

Mar 24th 2012 4:04PM (Massively)
You might say that...

*puts on sunglasses*

...these adjustments are a little too Forceful.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

World of Darkness presented at EVE Fanfest 2012

Mar 24th 2012 3:57PM (Massively)
"MMO targeted towards females"
Oh hey! Maybe an MMO with action but decent armor and charact---

"the game will have a focus on fashion"
....Why don't you kiss my arse CCP, seriously. Holy Christ.

This game better have perma-death.

The MMO Report: Aztec pandas make no sense edition

Mar 23rd 2012 7:03AM (Massively)
-nouveau Blizzard
-making sense

Pick one.

The Soapbox: The hidden perils of Guild Wars 2's microtransactions

Mar 21st 2012 6:33PM (Massively)
@real65rcncom
Am I some kind of neophyte for believing it? I feel pretty dumb right now, but in all honesty, I had faith. I really did.

I honestly believed that it would function exactly like GW1. I mean, GW1 made Anet a boatload of money, and I believed-- honestly believed-- that would be enough to make the game a success. And I still believe that it would have been, except I guess that 'fabulous wealth' just isn't enough for Anet, and they're trying for 'ridiculous wealth' instead. Filthy lucre is a powerful motivator, I guess.

Thanks for clarifying. You're still welcome to drink my copious tears of grief if you care to. If I'm about to be taken for a sucker yet again, at least allow me to serve as an excellent source of potential schadenfreude.

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