First Impressions: Requiem: Bloodymare
- I am Jack's bloodstream
Breaking news: Fantastic Voyage Online!
- Lady Bartuk
Wow, she must work out.
- The password interface
Enter the bloody Matrix.
- Okay, eww
This open wound is the loading screen. SO not joking. LOVE IT.
- Landing zone
Not quite sure what it is, but it's pretty!
- Avatar closeup
This woman knows it's all about accessories.
- The first quest
It might not be wise to call the mayor a "target" in front of a heavily-weaponed warrior.
- Bloody microtransactions
Even a dystopian hellscape has timely deals to offer!
- We'll leave a light on for you
Man, the Motel 6 got hit really hard...
- Big rebar cube
So THIS is where the Borg got their start.
- Vendor stalls
Oh man! The BARGAINS!
- Another (unintentional?) homage
Did I wander into the Firefly universe?
Don't jump! It's not so much that you have a lot to live for, as it is that your bioengineered body will easily survive the fall.
This is our target, squad. Guard City's Mako reactor.
I was gratified to witness a phallic symbol about to mate with a yonic symbol. The future is awesome.
- Seriously, Homage City
Is ... is that a sculptured Sandworm?
- Help me, Obi-Wan
Even in this post-apocalyptic future, copyright notices come before all messages.
- Okay, come ON now
Get your hands off me, you damned dirty abominations of anti-nature!
- Nice platform
It's a little late for the Bat Signal, but thanks anyway.
- Stubby planes
These things are just adorable.
- They call her Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning
There's no way this is an homage, of course, but I've just made it one.
- When they said it was a couple of feet...
... I thought they meant in length.
Just putting this thing out of MY misery.
Aww, it's adorab -- AAH! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF MEEEEEE
- Equipment interface
Man, I can't wait to fill in that present box with something fun! I'm hoping for a slinky.
- Eine, zweie, dreie...
Wardrobe malfunction. I'm just sayin'.
- Kate Moss lives! Sorta.
When will the starved model aesthetic go away?
- Kate Moss lives! Sorta.
When will the starving model aesthetic go away?
- Flying mount
When they said it would keep an eye out, I thought ...
- Biggest. Tick. Ever.
I know you're not supposed to pick at it, but I think in this case it's okay.
- The halcyon days
The Protoss used to have it so good.
- Who let the dogs out?
Seriously, who? 'Cause they're cleaning this all up. I'm not touching this.
- Akira 2: Electric Boogaloo
Tetsuo? That peabrain!
- Okay, that's messed up.
Well, that does it for humanity. Good night!
- More (unintentional?) homage
Macross would make an awesome MMO, wouldn't it?
- In the mines
These guys think it's tough down here ... wait'll they get upstairs.
- Aaaaand here's upstairs!
- Nice knowing you
Don't bother running, you'll just die tired.
- The Six Million Lant Man
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the green Jell-O.
- I don't care how good the benefits package is ...
... this is NOT going to end well.
- Male human
- Male Bartuk
- Male Kruxena
This is the only way to make Aquaman cool.
- Female Human
It's a comfort to know that Victoria's Secret has survived the devastation.
- Female Kruxena