"In McVillain to the Rescue, my buddy Astro has been hemmed in by baddies by our friend's freezy bomb during a particularly rough arena," Mary explained. "Toward the top right corner, I'm coming to save him, weapon charged and at the ready."
What other thrilling rescues lie ahead in this column? If nothing else, it'll be a rescue from boredom, so let us give you that emotional piggy-back ride you desperately need!
I just want to know what kind of music a caped crusader would spin up. You could get away with pretty much anything because who's going to complain when you can melt faces with eye beams?
"Mabinogi is running an event called Doki Doki Island in which you can pick a 'soulmate' to earn Romance Points with by doing events and sticking around together. Turns out I have a bromance going on, and here is a screenshot showing off the ability to fly together once we earned enough points."
Reader Siphaed sets the table: "This is me, an Asura Elementalist, with my trusty Pointy Stick looking all tough at a picnic that I having with a princess inside the Super Adventure Box. It's just after she was kidnapped by a big black knight with flaming swords."
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