Face it: You have gone far too long without seeing a giant chicken's giant butt
Happily, Square Enix
has your well-being in mind, for the studio has posted a preview of an upcoming Final Fantasy XIV
mount that is brimming with chunky avian posterior visuals. A brief and bizarre post on the official site introduces "Fat Chocobo," a special mount that would rather not move unless it has food comically dangled in front of its beefy face.
The chocobo mount is confirmed as a special goodie for those who order the PlayStation 4 collector's edition of FFXIV
as well as those who have purchased one of the other CEs. No word as of yet what the studio will do to compensate players if said mount collapses after taking six rapid steps in succession.