Cyberpunkhobo attempts to dismiss the seriousness of his actions in his description of this screenshot: "If there's one thing Firefall does well, it's making you feel vertically-challenged. I don't know how many times I've been met by a giant wall of rock on my merry way to an ARES mission. But when I found my way to the top of this particular precipice, I literally felt like I was on top of the world. So I took a screenshot, unfurled my glider, and proceeded to fly away as far as I could."
You better fly, Cyberpunkhobo. I'll give you a 10-minute head start, and then all bets are off. So while we wait for this deadly cat-and-mouse game to begin, why not take a look at the other One Shots for this week?
"This screenshot isn't altered in any way, just got the timing right," reader Symeth wrote. "Here, my Sylvari Necromancer falls to his death after approaching Jormag's lieutenant just to talk."
Learned your lesson about talking, did we? I trust you won't be falling for that particular trap in the future. Shoot first and keep your trap shut, that's what my mum always told me.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
"These two droids start up and play when you drop a token into the Jukebox on the Imperial capital Dromund Kaas," reader Jehenna said. "It's a perfect place for my Sith Inquisitor Mabden to get her groove on."
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