We kick off today's swimsuit-laden issue of One Shots with this summer vacation shot of reader Draxos on Star Trek Online's Risa. "This is a shot of my Orion character as she ponders what she'll have to do for more Lohlunat Favors. Dance competitions, Horga'hn Hunts, meeting someone called Pavyl at remote locations on the island at night, all in order to earn a few Favors; it's just such hard work. Well at least there's been no mention of Jamaharon... so far."
It's called "sex," Star Trek writers. You can use the word without giggling these days. Anyway, let's move on where more scantily clad flesh awaits!
Reader Bronson shared this screenshot from The Secret World, and I have to say that I really like the shadow he casts on the tree. But he's here for more than just a dramatic pose. "This is my character, Azazel, hunting a Wendigo in the backwoods of Kingsmouth."
And he was never heard from again. Let us have a moment of silence for poor Azazel.
"The Lurker" sent us this charming slice of home life from World of Warcraft: "Here's my Dwarven Hunter and his tired kitty taking a well-deserved rest."
Question. Since this game doesn't have player housing, does that mean that you're squatting? Trespassing? Did you kill the original owners and feed them to your "tired kitty?" What aren't you telling us here?
"This is the Praetorian Midnighter's Club mansion," reader Ben wrote in, "hidden in the Night Ward and protected by a magical hedge maze."
And there's Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory trying to claim the Goblet of Fire. Watch out, Cedric! You're going to be killed and then resurrected in a truly awful vampire romance franchise!
"Give up the prophecy, old man," she growled, brandishing her smallest knife, Papercut. "Or else I'll be forced to go to town on your pinky finger and make you totally wince."
"Fine! Fine!" the prophet relented. "The Ultimate One Shot will be found in a place that you least expect it. The further you look, the closer it will be. The closer you look, the more distant your chances."
Desiree rolled her eyes and poked him in the stomach with Papercut. "Drop the jargon and tell me in plain Elf-speak."
The prophet's shoulders slumped. "It's in New Jersey. May the gods have mercy on your soul."
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