"I am not sure if this is up to par for One Shots," he wrote, "but I ran into this sign outside RenCenter in Millennium City and couldn't resist snapping the pic."
We now return you to a feedback loop of irony. A sign in a video game warning you about playing video games? My head spinneth. Let's check out the rest of this week's player-submitted screenshots before I need to go lie down, OK?
Of course, it would be even more hilarious if there were an after-death spasm and the shark chomped down one final time. Even more irony!
I guess 2005 is new, provided that you are just learning about iPhones and these new MMO things. But we'll go with it, Ben, because it is a terrifyingly beautiful screenshot that will send all of our arachnophobic readers skittering from their monitors!
Did you survive, Rade? One million Massively readers need to know!
A Tier 3 warship blinked into existence, laser probes darting about her small pod. "PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!" a voice transmitted through her cocoon's walls. "GIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS UNIVERSE! THEY FREAK US OUT AND MAKE US PUT ON PANTS FOR DINNER PARTIES!"
Desiree narrowed her eyes. She may look defenseless to this star-beast, but she had a few tricks up her sleeve yet. Time to activate the Beatdown Protocol...
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