The Daily Grind: What are your favorite jokes of the day?

@Ken from Chicago Whoa, the Commando's back at Embark Beach! Rubi tweeted the Moahawk had returned but, well, you know, the date, but she wasn't joking.

@Syesta
Oh god, I'm crying. XD Thank you for sharing that.

@SgtBaker1234556
Twelve? April 1st is almost over here in Australia. New Zealand being two hours behind, they're already April 2nd

SWTOR has their april fools up. Hope massively do a single database of all this years april fools

@Shardie you mean two hours ahead. And yes it is almost over here. My personal fave is Mars Effect

@Ehra

Also, BBC had a pretty good one:

http://i.imgur.com/jgJqf.jpg

@Ehra

Holy crap, HiRez's joke was really good:

http://www.hirezstudios.com/hirezwp/?p=1900

"Today, Hi-Rez Studios announced that they have finally identified and corrected the ‘skiing bug’ within the popular Tribes gaming franchise.

The infamous bug was introduced in 1998 with the release of the original Starsiege: Tribes. A defect deep within the game’s physics subsystem allowed players to slide or ‘ski’ very quickly across wide-open terrain. For over 13 years, and across numerous Tribes sequels, this exploit has been used by players to gain incredible movement speeds – earning Tribes a reputation as the World’s Fastest Shooter.

Now, thanks to the debugging skills of Hi-Rez developer Don Zubis, skiing in Tribes has been eliminated.

“No more skiing! Tribes players can now travel at the more comfortable walking speed found in other modern shooters”, explains Todd Harris, Hi-Rez Studios Chief Operating Officer. “With this bug finally behind us, our dev team can move onto new gameplay mechanics including Super-Slow Walk, Go Prone, and the highly anticipated Crawl.”

The release date of Tribes: Ascend remains April 12, 2012. And Hi-Rez would not confirm whether this bug fix would indeed make it in time for that release build.

There remains significant risk that, on release day, Tribes: Ascend players will be able to go very, very fast."

@rhorle
"Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)"

OH SNAP