The dream is over. EVE Online's
dev teams -- formerly known as Team Best Friends Forever and Team Pink Zombie Kittens -- are breaking up. Fortunately, this is because there are so many devs at this point that CCP
is reorganizing its devs into three new teams: Team Super Friends, Game of Drones, and Five 0.
Along with the news of the team reorganization, CCP brings us word of an upcoming patch
arriving January 24th. The update will include a rebalance of null ammo and assault ships, buffs to modules, better search options, new calendar notifications, and the ability for alliances to join faction warfare.
Even if you don't play EVE
, these patch notes are both highly entertaining and informative, especially if you enjoy seeing devs unhinged and dispensing advice for mosquito repellant.