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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:02PM SnarlingWolf said

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Sex sells. Always has, always will. No point in complaining about it. Just sit back and enjoy the images.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 2:01PM fallwind said

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@SnarlingWolf

./waits for the ripped guys with overly tight codpieces.

still waiting


damn...
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 2:15PM Bartlebe said

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@fallwind

It's a one way street. Everyone knows that.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 2:20PM SnarlingWolf said

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@fallwind

Should look at the cover of some romance novels. Or the characters in many fantasy games. You should be able to find some.

If you're really looking for it you could pop over to a chip n dales, or the thunder down under show.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 3:00PM fallwind said

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@SnarlingWolf thanks, it's been a long time since I tossed a joke THAT far over someone's head....
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:11PM FrostPaw said

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Evidently their data shows tits sell clicks.

When they reacted to criticism about the meaningless female "come play my lord" their ad click generation dropped Hence, tits are back.

At least they are trying to appear like its game related. I guess they get a point for that.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 4:39PM real65rcncom said

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@FrostPaw

"please milord.. play me.. now! I'm ready!"

still chuckle at that crap
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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This game is a farce and a sham, not to mention ripping off artwork and concepts from other games. Massively shouldn't waste time covering it.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 4:45PM mysecretid said

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It's gaming news. News about a game that sucks (and not in the way the ads might have some people hoping), but it's still news.

I have to wonder, though: if the makers of Evony put half as much effort into making a good game as they do into commissioning ads designed to sell sexual arousal, wouldn't they make even /more/ money?

A good game, promoted by sexy models ...

Nah. What am I saying? That would never work!
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 4:03AM JuliusSeizure said

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Pretty sure Massively are reporting on it to poke fun and let us commenters rip into it. ;)
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:43PM Nerves said

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HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA, I feel bad for whoever gets lured into that trap.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:46PM Yoh said

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That really kind of pathetic when you think about it.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 3:15PM cforciea said

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@Yoh

I find your words ironic given your avatar.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 3:30PM Yoh said

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@cforciea That's a curious comment.
You have a problem with faces or anime? If my avatar was a pair of tits, I could understand it being ironic, given what it is, that just makes you sound odd.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 4:42PM Gaugamela said

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@cforciea

To be fair is his avatar is a small breasted anime character from Bleach.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:47PM Astrella said

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Stay classy, Evony. :P

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:53PM dudes said

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Great. Ads, that is.

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 1:56PM Nepentheia said

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*snickers* I love the sarcastic write-up. That was a pretty amusing read! :-D

(BTW, way-back-when Firona Vie was modeled after a real person. I think that gal ended up getting fired by SoE at some point after some hot-tub fiasco at one of those annual SoE/Everquest conventions, which is a shame, cuz she definitely was the perfect, iconic model for that game.)

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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So how much will Eva go for on the cash shop? Will she be a one or limitied time use item?

Posted: Nov 10th 2011 2:48PM DerpMchurson said

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Game not doing well? Add boobs. Profit.

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