Of all the stories that come out of EVE Online's colossal sandbox, it's the tales of criminality and dirty dealings that grab our attention the most. Thefts and scams would be cause for account closure in most MMOs, but they form a legitimate and dark part of the EVE universe. The famous Guiding Hand Social Club heist of 2005, Ricdic's EBank scandal and last year's massive 800 billion ISK Titans4U scam are just a few of the most high-profile thefts and scams to hit the EVE community over the years.
Today the biggest scam ever recorded hit thousands of EVE Online players like a brick in the face, netting a record one trillion ISK in final takings. Proving that old ideas still work, Eddie Lampert and Mordor Exuel pulled off a simple Ponzi scheme on a massive scale. Promising unprecedented returns of 5% per week on invested ISK, the duo convinced over 4,000 players to open accounts in their Phaser Inc. investment scheme. Many initially dubious players were eventually convinced to invest by real testimonials from their friends and corpmates.
Over 1,831.67 billion ISK was invested, 345.18 billion of which was paid out as interest and 452.72 billion of which was withdrawn by wary investors. When the business closed up earlier today its owners collected the remaining 1,034 billion ISK. To put that massive number in perspective, it's enough to buy 2,953 30-day time codes worth a total of $51,677.50.
Reader Comments (127)
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 3:49PM Ergonomic Cat said
If it sounds too good to be true....
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:44AM Nepentheia said
Behind every great fortune is an even greater crime.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2011 2:49AM (Unverified) said
@Ergonomic Cat
This is why capitalism works.
... For a few percent of a population.
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This is why capitalism works.
... For a few percent of a population.
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 3:51PM smg77 said
Anybody dumb enough to invest in any kind of bank in Eve deserves to lose all their isk.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:12AM ShivanSwordsman said
@smg77
This is pretty much the reason I never even took a 2nd look at Eve. It seems the game only caters to the lowest of the low, kind of like those PvP games where you drop your loot on death, or your character dies forever. Still, it keeps the scum from coming into the other games around it, so really, nothing of value is lost.
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This is pretty much the reason I never even took a 2nd look at Eve. It seems the game only caters to the lowest of the low, kind of like those PvP games where you drop your loot on death, or your character dies forever. Still, it keeps the scum from coming into the other games around it, so really, nothing of value is lost.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 5:37PM Crsh said
@ShivanSwordsman
Depends how you look at it, some could say the freedom to devise such scams is an integral part of the game.
Ruthless? Yes, very much so. Only for scumbags? Not quite, at least not in my opinion, outwitting potential scammers and pirates can be a lot of fun.
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Depends how you look at it, some could say the freedom to devise such scams is an integral part of the game.
Ruthless? Yes, very much so. Only for scumbags? Not quite, at least not in my opinion, outwitting potential scammers and pirates can be a lot of fun.
Posted: Aug 15th 2011 9:11AM Fire Walk With Me said
@ShivanSwordsman most Eve players really dont want your type of player in their game except as fodder so it all balances out.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2011 3:51PM Ref Minor said
I would be more impressed if they had gained access to the captains quarters and stolen my monocle
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 3:59PM (Unverified) said
Amazing story.
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 3:59PM SgtBaker1234556 said
So what did they get for the ISK?
Summerhouses in Italy? A whole lot of lapdances?
Don't tell me they didn't RMT it straight away?
Summerhouses in Italy? A whole lot of lapdances?
Don't tell me they didn't RMT it straight away?
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 4:08PM (Unverified) said
@SgtBaker1234556 you can't cash out from isk to cash, the closest you can get is isk to plex, each of which is 30 days game time for about 375 million isk. Never gonna have to buy game time again though.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2011 5:24PM SgtBaker1234556 said
@(Unverified)
Of course you can convert ISK to real cash. It's done quite frequently by both scammers and normal botters.
It's just not allowed in the Terms of Service.
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Of course you can convert ISK to real cash. It's done quite frequently by both scammers and normal botters.
It's just not allowed in the Terms of Service.
Posted: Aug 15th 2011 8:19AM SpencerRuler said
@SgtBaker1234556 Except CCP made it quite clear that they are watching for these kinds of transactions.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2011 4:06PM (Unverified) said
I love these articles. Congratulations to the winners, and I hope the affected have learned their lessons. Also, I expect a suitably epic evil villain monologue to be posted soon, commesurate to the scale of the heist. Remember, if you're going to pull a scam like this off, you HAVE to do it with style!
Posted: Aug 12th 2011 4:14PM DeadlyAccurate said
@(Unverified) Read their letter on their website. I think the only thing missing was the mwuahahaha and some mustache-twirling.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2011 4:16PM warpax said
what thing to be praised for. will we be giving awards and recognition for pedophilia and bestiality next?











