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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:06PM BigAndShiny said

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Number 5 won't be true.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 1:51PM BigAndShiny said

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@BigAndShiny
So you're saying it *will* be an amazing success then?
interesting. Hype generally doesn't end well. :P
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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:10PM Valentina said

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LoL I liked 8. TOR will be the first MMO to cause guild breakups over dialogue choices

Thats a really hilarious scenerio to imagine.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:11PM Yog said

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After reading the article there's definitely a good reason you're not allowed to talk about TOR.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:28PM TtD Scoop said

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@Yog

for a quick work diversion, i got a good chuckle out of it. Not everything has to be factual/informative.

Now, back to work!
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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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@Yog

Agreed!
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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:44PM SiML said

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There is absolutely no reason why #1: Jawa Jedi/Sith could not be implemented. Yoda's race are shorther than Jawas and there is already one Jawa Jedi in the Star Wars expanded universe lore. I'd also like TOR (as much of a themepark as it is) - to eventually incorporate more and more sandboxy features as SWG ages and becomes irrelevant in the shadow of TOR.
Jawa scavenging and trading at the nearest hive of scum & villainy would be great!, I'd roll a Jawa just to try be Mos Espa's best crafter / trader.

Ootini!

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 12:46PM mechanicalturk said

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I like 9. My subscription is contingent upon a promise from the devs that the Anchorhead chat becomes the official locale for Wedge facts.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 1:01PM PrimeSynergy said

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LOL this article is pure gold. 8, 9, and 10 had me in tears.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 1:41PM Canucklehead said

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#9 is an instant classic! EPIC!

When Wedge Antilles jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Wedged!

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 2:00PM Lenn said

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I wonder if the game will have wookiee rogues, so people can kill two birds with one stone.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 4:33PM Shazzie said

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@Lenn ...You made me wince in pain there, thinking about the typos. Seriously.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 5:16PM Lenn said

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@Shazzie "Woockyee rouge lfg!!1!"
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Posted: Apr 7th 2011 2:06PM ScottishViking said

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+1 for this article. Great stuff.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 2:21PM Dover said

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Hmm, I do recall missing my wallet after meeting Larry for the first time but I don't remember throwing it at him. Damn Jedi mind tricks!

As for the list, it is pretty brilliant, but #9 is certainly the best. Everyone everywhere needs to do their part in making this meme a reality. mechanicalturk and Canucklehead have the right idea.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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If you scroll up and down really fast, the picture from Back to the Future does some funky things with your eyes.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 2:56PM Justpotatoes said

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You outdid yourself this time, Syp. Brilliant! #8 and 9 are my favorites.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 3:35PM Valdur said

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#8 is Epic but I have my doubts concerning #5.

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 4:29PM Stormwaltz said

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I can't believe you used an Ewoks cartoon screencap.

(Those Duloks are a bunch of lerdos.)

Posted: Apr 7th 2011 5:56PM ShivanSwordsman said

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@Stormwaltz

Funny enough, I looked ro the right and, seeing the prehistoric-style wagon with stone wheels, though it was some sort of Flintstones cap. I do remember the Ewoks cartoon though! Thank you for verifying.
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