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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 8:11AM Tom in VA said

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Ummm... What was your question again?

Funny opening, Eliot. :-)

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 8:19AM Alph said

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One of the more entertaining April 1st posts I've seen this year.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 8:42AM Joshua Przygocki said

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English Major sensory overload.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 8:43AM Itanius said

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Holy [expletive], I can't wait to try out [MMO]! ;-)

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 8:45AM Dumac said

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Dunno about you but i'm filling the blanks with dirty words :P

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:07AM Joshua Przygocki said

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@Dumac What blanks?
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:16AM (Unverified) said

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I don't get it.............

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:17AM Spookimitsu said

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1.) DCUO
2.) teabag
3.) glitcher
4.) douche
5.) three
6.) Molyneux
7.) misleading his fanbase
8.) wood
9.) $0.50
10.) hackers
11.) violate
12.) manparts
13.) cestus
14.) partially r-tarded
15.) rank up
16.) brassed off
17.) beluga whale

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:59AM remeran said

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@Spookimitsu
Thank you for that, lol.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:25AM Loopy said

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[Developer] can just drop and die! I can't believe they nerfed [class] AGAIN! How many forum posts do we need for [developer] to realize [class] is OP?

I'm moving over to [new MMO]. [Developer] can kiss my [body part].

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:48AM Twitchy5 said

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You know how it goes. You log in to Battleground Europe expecting to take a town or two, when out of nowhere an enormous Allied Tank Horde shows up. Next thing you know you've been playing for 32 hours, you can't feel your feet, and you're pretty sure that you smell worse than DOC after screwing you (The Axis) for the better part of a week. Not to mention that you're pretty certain you've completely destroyed your joystick in (REPLACED) your infinite rage, and that's going to set you back at least $50.

So what do you do when you have to deal with the Alliban? Is that your sign that it's time to kill your self with your favorite gun, or do you just think that you'd be better off with Sheep NPCs to help you distract the Allieds? Are you raging when it happens, or just left to wonder what in the holy sheep went wrong?

Posted: Apr 6th 2011 9:11AM Aaron of Mpls said

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(I know it's a bit late, but...)

I had that [adjective] situation happen to me [vague number] [plural time unit] ago. I logged into [sandbox world] (I'm taking a break from [MMO] right now) to check my [noun] and make sure my [noun] hadn't [verb ending in -ed]. Between [plural noun], [activity ending in -ing], and other things, I ended up staying online all [time period]. I had a [adjective] time, though, so I don't [verb] it.

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