The Daily Grind: Has this ever happened to you?

Ummm... What was your question again?

Funny opening, Eliot. :-)

One of the more entertaining April 1st posts I've seen this year.

English Major sensory overload.

Holy [expletive], I can't wait to try out [MMO]! ;-)

Dunno about you but i'm filling the blanks with dirty words :P

I don't get it.............

1.) DCUO
2.) teabag
3.) glitcher
4.) douche
5.) three
6.) Molyneux
7.) misleading his fanbase
8.) wood
9.) $0.50
10.) hackers
11.) violate
12.) manparts
13.) cestus
14.) partially r-tarded
15.) rank up
16.) brassed off
17.) beluga whale

[Developer] can just drop and die! I can't believe they nerfed [class] AGAIN! How many forum posts do we need for [developer] to realize [class] is OP?

I'm moving over to [new MMO]. [Developer] can kiss my [body part].

You know how it goes. You log in to Battleground Europe expecting to take a town or two, when out of nowhere an enormous Allied Tank Horde shows up. Next thing you know you've been playing for 32 hours, you can't feel your feet, and you're pretty sure that you smell worse than DOC after screwing you (The Axis) for the better part of a week. Not to mention that you're pretty certain you've completely destroyed your joystick in (REPLACED) your infinite rage, and that's going to set you back at least $50.

So what do you do when you have to deal with the Alliban? Is that your sign that it's time to kill your self with your favorite gun, or do you just think that you'd be better off with Sheep NPCs to help you distract the Allieds? Are you raging when it happens, or just left to wonder what in the holy sheep went wrong?

(I know it's a bit late, but...)

I had that [adjective] situation happen to me [vague number] [plural time unit] ago. I logged into [sandbox world] (I'm taking a break from [MMO] right now) to check my [noun] and make sure my [noun] hadn't [verb ending in -ed]. Between [plural noun], [activity ending in -ing], and other things, I ended up staying online all [time period]. I had a [adjective] time, though, so I don't [verb] it.