Generosity scandal rocks sci-fi sandbox

LOL awesome job here. +1 from this carebear

Okay, you aren't even being too vague now in your Mad-Libby fillings, so I am gonna take some more liberties than offered!

Players of [The Space-going adventures of Marquis DeSadd MMO] reeled today over the the latest scandal to hit the game. According to our sources, a character by the name of [Nerfherder] of [CareBear Stare League] flew his [Chrysler Impala] above a neglected outpost on [the Starbucks Coffee planet], dumping over [a googleplex multiplied by a googleplex added to one billion subtracted by one] [wads of money with presidents printed on it] on the players below. The money has an approximate value of [.25 cents] USD.

"[Nerfherding] is a travesty," one angry citizen, named DarketyDarkSith, declared. "This game is about scamming and swindling idiots out of their money, not giving it away like some namby-pamby carebear in [Disney on Ice MMO]."

"I could have been killed!" insisted [VaderKillaLot], who spends his game time [making explosive virtual teddy bears to give to friends and enemies] in the town. "All that [Gold Pressed Coffee Flavored Latinum] was really heavy. What if it had landed on my [Elephant's Trunk]?"

["IamNotAnEconomist"], who is not an economist, suggested that donations of this magnitude ruin the economy. "We can't just go around throwing free [space bunnies] out of spaceships. It causes inflation and hurts [bewbies who can't tie their itty-bitty-shoie-wooie laces unless their Mommy-Wommy hewps them and goes "Kootchie-kootchie-Koo"]."

[British Petroleum] could not be reached for comment.

Players of EVE ONLINE reeled today over the the latest scandal to hit the game. According to our sources, renowned carebear and game personality Chribba, of Otherworld Enterprise's, jumped his mining laser equipped Dreadnought above a neglected outpost in 9CG6-H, dumping over three trillion worth of t2 BPOs into unsecure cargo containers on some hapless rifter pilots below. Many of the blueprints belonged to the former Band of Brothers alliance. Pandemic Legion was quick to respond, scooping most of the blueprints before dropping 12 supercarriers to pop the lonely Chribba.

"This is a travesty," SIrmolle head of Evolution declared. "This game is about scamming and swindling idiots out of their money, not giving it away like some namby-pamby carebear in World of Warcraft."

"I could have been killed!" insisted Wathak's Sister, who spends most of her time smack-talking in local while getting can-flipped in high-sec. "All that isk was really heavy. What if it had landed on my head?

Fogg, who is not an economist, suggested that donations of this magnitude ruin the economy. "We can't just go around throwing free isk out of spaceships. Not only does this give a huge bonus to PL, a prominent null-sec alliance, but it also causes inflation and hurts noobs flying triple-tanked honor-pointed rifters which I love to gank."

2nd April.

Fool's on you.