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Posted: Dec 20th 2010 2:13PM Russell Clarke said

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So...how do those bears eat their breakfast? They couldn't get their heads to the ground to snaffle from their bowl because of those silly horn things, and their stubby little paws don't seem to reach to their mouths.

That armour is an instrument of torture and starvation! Come on, armour designers - think a bit harder next time!

Posted: Dec 20th 2010 6:55PM yeppers said

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@Russell Clarke

Did you even read the post? Those horns are actually eating utensils. They eat Edward Cullens and Jacob Blacks for breakfast.

They're sparkly delicious!!!



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Posted: Dec 21st 2010 12:18PM Irem said

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@Russell Clarke
Awww, bears. ;-; *heartbroken*
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Posted: Dec 20th 2010 7:12PM Russell Clarke said

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But, but, but...are the horns articulated and flexy in some way? Otherwise if they just stab their prospective morsel onto the end, they won't be able to reach it with their lips!
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Posted: Dec 20th 2010 11:23PM alucard3000 said

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@Russell Clarke wait you didnt know that its food jumps up into its mouth out of fear after a gaze from the bear?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2010 12:07AM Russell Clarke said

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@alucard3000

So, somthing like:

Bear: Raaar! I'm staring at you, potential morsel of nourishment!
Potential Morsel of Nourishment: Eek! Must jump away from bear! Oops, in my terror I jumped toward bear's gaping maw!
Bear: Nom nom nom.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2010 8:00PM Kaoss said

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These bears actually ingest through their stomach. They just body slam anything they think may taste delicious and BAM, they're satisfied.

Posted: Dec 21st 2010 1:54AM Stormwaltz said

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Before I read the title, I thought someone was making a Golden Compass MMG, because damn if that doesn't call to mind a panserbjørne.

Posted: Dec 21st 2010 9:19AM Avernus said

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Did you know Ligers are real? I watched Napoleon Dynamite with someone and they were laughing later about the Liger and I said 'ya that was funny how he thought it was a mythical animal' they said 'wut?' and googled it http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/Discoveries/2010/0816/Liger-cubs-born-in-Taiwan-Napoleon-Dynamite-rejoices-zoo-keeper-could-face-fines-VIDEO

Posted: Dec 21st 2010 12:26PM alucard3000 said

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@Avernus yes the father is a lion and the mother is a tiger,with the opposite scenerio -tiger as the father and lioness the mother being named Tiglons.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2010 3:27PM Russell Clarke said

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@alucard3000

Tiglon...sounds like a washing powder.
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