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Posted: Aug 31st 2010 5:17AM Joystiq Login Bugs SUCK said

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Well, it is a RTS game too.

I can just see that heathen daughter of yours in the pit (refusing to sleep with your neighbor as payment for that new goat) as you align the crosshairs and cast the first stone.

Will you hit her for +10 Smite and send her into the hereafter or miss and condem her to purgatory?

You press the Fire(&brimstone) button and the intelligently designed random number generator (an actual preacher sitting in some Southern town church opening the bible at random and pointing at a word blindfolded) decides that the stone only glances off her forehead.

She lives! Now of course you need to sell her into slavery to pay for that goat, but meh she was only a girl.
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Posted: Aug 30th 2010 11:53AM jpkustra said

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Mandatory Sunday cooldown period. Sorry Bible Online... Final Fantasy XIV already beat you too it.

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 11:55AM Tizmah said

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Interesting. Perhaps some good will come out of this. Doesn't seem like they will give the plan of salvation though. Seems more like the company might just want to rake in money and throw in bible verses to give an illusion that they care. Maybe it will get a few interested in reading the word though! :)

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:04PM The Other Chris said

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I like how St. Michael is the Tier 7 military unit. I'm calling imba. :p Also, lmao @royale: 3 day respawn timers.

Sadly (ironically?), it doesn't look horrible. It's like a more advanced version of Tilted Mill's Nile Online (a browser version of Children of the Nile).

I'm actually surprised Wisdom Tree didn't think of this first. ;)

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:11PM Rialle said

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1. I am the Lord your God, you shall play no other MMOs but mine.
2. You shall not exploit for yourself any bugs in encounters.
3. Do not take the names of the dev team members in vain.
4. Remember the maintenance day, and keep it holy.
5. Honor your guild's leader and its officers.
6. You shall not gank.
7. You shall not cyber.
8. You shall not ninja loot.
9. You shall not claim that you're l33t when you're actually a scrub.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's epics.

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:30PM (Unverified) said

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God (yes pun intended) this thread is great and your reply is even greater!

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Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:22PM The Minn said

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Best. Thread. Ever!

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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So um, are they going to include Israel as a BG?

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 1:17PM archipelagos said

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Priceless comment.
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Posted: Aug 30th 2010 4:24PM (Unverified) said

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You win at the Internets... I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
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Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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LFG Satan

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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So, def no dinosaur pets for the hunters then?

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:39PM (Unverified) said

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So, is there a death penalty, or do you just continue on in Heaven?

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 3:22PM (Unverified) said

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Death is when the endgame will start.
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Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:47PM Bartlebe said

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I've been grinding heretics all night to get my Brimstone Rep up.

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:47PM Blancmanche said

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I hope they nerf the Canaanites in the next patch. Those tier 2 iron chariots are so OP.

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:52PM Narof said

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Can you change the size of you fig leaves in character creation?

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 12:54PM (Unverified) said

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This game is launching too later in the lore. I would be way more interested in it if I could hang with Eve and have her send me into temptation.

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 1:12PM Its Utakata stupid said

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Any word if they're coming out with The Qur'an version of this game?

Posted: Aug 30th 2010 2:33PM (Unverified) said

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Yes its the open world pvp version
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