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Posted: May 25th 2010 7:35PM Wild Colors said

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Don't actually enter me in the contest, but...

Massive Madness Over Righteous Timmy's Silly Rabbit Pet, Gordon?

Posted: May 25th 2010 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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With My Massive Man Girth

Posted: May 25th 2010 8:19PM Omali said

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No, no, it's:

Morbid Malnutrition Over Random Time Sucking Rest Pacifying Grabbags

I will conquer the world through peace and prosperity.

Posted: May 25th 2010 8:28PM Joshua Przygocki said

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I will conquer the world with my armies of fluffy bunnies and balloon sword weilding Teddy bears!

Sent from my iPad.

Posted: May 25th 2010 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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I will conquer the world of Ensemble through the sheer coolness of being a Mac user......... amirite? *Get's ready for mac sucks comments"

Posted: May 25th 2010 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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thru thievery and backstabbing =)

Posted: May 25th 2010 9:04PM (Unverified) said

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Makes Massively's Online Readers Tremble Soundly Recognizing Porn's Greatness!

Top that...

I will conquer the world by giving all of the world leaders a ring which makes them serve me... Wait. That's already been done. Cross that off the list.

Ok, I've got it! I'd conquer the world by using an elaborate scheme involving injecting mind-control nanobots into M&Ms, Skittles, and McDonald's fries. There isn't a person in the world who won't eat at least one of those three within a year's time.

Posted: May 25th 2010 9:07PM (Unverified) said

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well, sign me up!

Posted: May 25th 2010 9:33PM Vendayn said

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Sign me up :D

Posted: May 25th 2010 10:15PM krstew said

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Hopefully with the tools any legitimate RPG would have

Posted: May 25th 2010 10:23PM (Unverified) said

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I will conquer the game with imaginary guns and riveting combat that will destroy the world with a massive nuke getting controlled by a mushroom princess. I will then use my overall powers to spank the manliness out of all other users left and initiate suicide by the, " One to grow on" pinch.

Posted: May 25th 2010 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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With much emu farming!

Posted: May 26th 2010 2:39AM (Unverified) said

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I will conquer Ensemble Online destructuring the gameplay enviroment and exploiting the unbalancement of the game. If i will fail, it would mean the game didn't need an alpha, so i will be happy anyway.

Posted: May 26th 2010 2:41AM (Unverified) said

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I will conquer Ensemble Online with the air power of my air metal played with my air guitar.

Posted: May 26th 2010 9:53AM Stealth Merc said

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With an insane amount of Farmville cash.... I guess...

Posted: May 26th 2010 7:06AM (Unverified) said

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I will conquer the game feeding on carebear tears. :)

Posted: May 26th 2010 8:39AM (Unverified) said

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Eh, sure why not. I will conquer the game by doing the following:

Never gonna be giving you up,
Never gonna be letting you down,
Never gonna be running around,
Or be desserting you.

Posted: May 26th 2010 10:09AM MCGusto said

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I would conquer Ensemble Online with a carefully planned series of left turns. Right turns are for the weak.

Posted: May 26th 2010 11:41AM Jypsy said

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I will conquer the Ensemble Online world with an Ocean's 11 style ensemble (see what I did there?) cast.

Nathan Fillion as the brawny, yet easily distracted hero.
Phil Lamarr as "That Guy" (because every ensemble needs "That Guy")
Charles Nelson Reilly as the sharp-tongued healer
Jesus as the lovable dyslexic mage.
Michael Ian Black as the rogue who can't pickpocket.
Don Cheadle as Don Cheadle
Felicia Day as "Token Female to get the geek viewers"
Patrick Stewart as the Charming Bard
The Toxic Avenger as the paladin.
Ben Kingsly as King Bensley
Alex Borstein as "Second Token Female to make Token Female look even better, butt of most jokes yet has a heart of gold."
David Wain & Michael Showalter as the Identical Twins of self-declared "Never Ending Super Rad Coolness" that follow the rogue everywhere.
David Hornsby as the Street Rat Messenger
Alan Tudyk as the doomed mage.
Sarah Silverman as the Too-sexy-for-words-Ranger
Tim Heidecker as Casey Tatum
Eric Warheim as Casey's Brother
Trumpy as the Evil Alien
Richard Ayaode as Pip, The quirky computer hacker.
David Caruso as Mikey, the 10 year old demolitions expert.

Music performed by The Aquabats, The Great Luke Ski, Journey and They Might Be Giants.
Score composed by Mark Mothersbaugh and Yoko Kanno.

Wait I think I just made a movie, not a party in Ensemble Online. Ah well, the movie will conquer the world and by proxy, Ensemble Online . Huzzah!

Posted: May 26th 2010 12:19PM bartillo said

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Destruction! and doom! and such, I will rule with a iron fist.

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