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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 9:37AM krakead said

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Murlocs. Evil little fuckers.

Get to a decent level and then go back and slaughter every last one of them in the noob areas.

I think I may need help...

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 11:15AM (Unverified) said

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Murlocs were pretty annoying. I'm finding myself developing an even greater hatred for creepers in Fallen Earth now though. For some reason I always had a hard time with the picts in that village outside of Tortage in AoC (around the huts you have to destroy), so they're on my list, too.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2009 10:24PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, murlocs were the very first thing that popped into my head when I read that topic.

Any chance I get to go back and slaughter them wholesale I do.

The one that broke it for me is that cave in the Swamp of Sorrow. There's a quest in there but the little bastards are on just the right patrol routes and proximity to ALWAYS seem to gank you as you're low on health, or you've just managed to fight off all 50 of them.. you sit down to eat with like 2 HP left.. and one of them happens to patrol right into you.. and then it's: "MMMRRMMMMMGLLLRRRR!!!" "AH CRAP DAMNIT!!"

Vile, mobbing, gurgling fishmen. They're the only mob in an MMO that's made me come close to frothing with hatred.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 10:22AM (Unverified) said

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That damn massive crab outside Verteron Citadel, came back at 23 and whooped his ass for all the times he jumped on me and then 1 shotted me ;/

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 10:35AM (Unverified) said

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The Alliance Outrunners who wander up and down the Gold Road in the Southern Barrens, even though they did make the 45-day jog up and down the Barrens somewhat more eventful.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 11:02AM (Unverified) said

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Those gryphons hanging around Aerie Peak? They have a ridiculously low drop rate of feathers. I, of course, naturally blame the dwarves who train them. So I razed Aerie Peak. Twice.

Oh, and these two NPC's outside a bunker on Naboo in SWG who blew up my favourite speeder. I went out of my way to kill those guys.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 11:18AM (Unverified) said

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Kizdean Gix.

(nods)

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 11:32AM (Unverified) said

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Sons of Arugal and Mor'ladim from WoW. Sticking high (relatively) level mobs in a low level zone is just nasty. Sons looked like other mobs in the area, so it was easy to miss them until you already started a fight, and Mor'ladim would chase you all the way across the graveyard, and you had to go there for a bunch of quests...

The only mobs in any game I make a point of going back when I'm high level for a little hunting and camping.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 11:52AM Pingles said

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Leprechauns in Dark Age of Camelot.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:43PM goatfoam said

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Baugarch, level 15 elite warg that roams the Chetwood outside Bree in LOTRO. He deserved a smack. Also, Zaukil in Dol Dinen, again in LOTRO - not so much because of the uruk himself but because of the fast respawn rate of his little cronies.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:57PM Myria said

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Shiro Tagachi, how I hated thee.

Not only were you a laughably terrible excuse for a bad guy, in a terrible excuse for an expac, whose story (Wait, so you were evil in life so they made you a hugely powerful collector of souls with no oversight... As punishment?!? And this makes sense how?) made no sense at all (yeah, I know, it's Anet, of course it made no sense), but you were also one of the most annoying end-game bosses I have ever seen -- and that's saying something.

After duo-henching (sadly there were no heroes back then) through painfully boring Cantha with my pet-free Ranger hubby -- pet free because he wanted a Phoenix, which could only be gotten by finishing Factions -- I figured Shiro wouldn't be that bad. Wrong, it was like hitting a brick wall. Between Henchies not getting Celestial abilities (again, at least at the time, I hope they've fixed that since), the banish, and Shiro's own ludicrous OPness, I lost track of how many times we wiped on him.

Hubby was ready to give up and honestly I was starting to wonder if it was doable with only two human players, when I decided to try one last tactic. I went and capped Spoil Victor, which I hadn't capped yet, and swapped to a blood build to support it.

Bang, Shiro dies easily.

To kill a gimmick boss all you need is a gimmick build? Seriously lame, but at least the bastard died (and again, albeit far too easily, in Nightfall) and hubby got his Phoenix.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 1:49PM Pigeonko said

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Brownies in Lesser Faydark in EQ2. Can't see 'em, and they swarm like mad. Killed them all later. Uh.. yeah.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 2:44PM Araxes said

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Holly Windstalker!

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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I think I've went back and slaughtered about every low level enemy in the MMOs I've played long enough to be able to truly show my superiority (Guild Wars and WoW). And it's always felt good. Nothing quite as good as proper revenge on those dumb computer controlled pieces of code.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:10PM kasapina said

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Why give higher level AI more reasons to decimate me? I'd rather cower in fear and hide in town, never showing myself to all those bullies out there..

Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 7:57PM (Unverified) said

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This.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Those Kejekans in Stonebrunt Mts who kept scamming me out of my Swiftclaw Sash.

I got my revenge on them years ago...
http://my.inil.com/~edamoth/EQ/kobold.html

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