I read "New Ultima Online!". I began to get excited, my palms began to sweat, my heart rate began to rise and I started to breath heavily. As I began to contemplate what this meant, I could hear the angels sing and the demons cry. The stars aligned and a pillar of light came down from heaven, through my roof and shined on my monitor as those magical words trailed onto the screen.

As I was pondering the meaning of existence, and how it would change with this new Ultima Online. Some other mysterious words came onto my screen, they almost seemed foreign, but I could swear I recognized them. After thinking about it for what seemed like an eternity, I comprehended the 2 simple words. And they read, "For China".

Those 2 words lead to chaos, not on the streets, but in my mind. The pillar of light that ordained my monitor as a messenger of joy was replaced with fire as I am now cursed to wander this existence with a "New Ultima Online for China".