Global Agenda trailer puts pansy elves in their place
Sci-Fi, Video, New Titles, Global Agenda, Humor
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We just had a look at some of the gameplay from Global Agenda at E3, but the latest trailer from Hi-Rez studios is a bit different. It's a more humorous look at the sort of characters that will be found in-game, or rather, the sorts that won't. Walking around in a flowing robe and attempting to fling fireballs won't get you very far in Global Agenda, as the trailer points out so clearly -- a Recon character makes short work of an elf trying to fill his cast-bar to attack, proving that technology is the key to victory in this particular world, and that other elves hoping to join the game's cast need not apply. Hit the jump to check out the full trailer.
Reader Comments (17)
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 10:46AM archipelagos said
I admit it, I smirked.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 11:02AM (Unverified) said
No elves? Think i'll give this one a miss then.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 11:03AM Wgraves said
i hope they do these for each of the classes, i dont intend to play global agenda, but it is nice to see an elf get sniped out :P
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 11:27AM (Unverified) said
Global agenda owes me 1 keyboard and half a cup of coffee
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 11:28AM Myria said
I'm really kinda unclear on what the point of this was...
We think only elves use magic?
We've never heard of instant-cast spells?
If your attention span is shorter then a hummingbird's you'll love our game?
Pray your ping time is low or you're toast?
We think only elves use magic?
We've never heard of instant-cast spells?
If your attention span is shorter then a hummingbird's you'll love our game?
Pray your ping time is low or you're toast?
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 11:59AM (Unverified) said
your too serious, its a fun trailer for the game thats not supposed to do anything other than generate interest from people who want scifi
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Posted: Jun 8th 2009 1:46PM Psychotic Storm said
I laughed.
Nice light-hearted commercial.
Nice light-hearted commercial.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 1:53PM organiclockwork said
I admit it, I laughed.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 3:37PM TheJackman said
This kind of humor make me wana play Global Agenda! And I am happy there are no Elfs ;D
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 3:51PM toychristopher said
That elf is hot.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 4:04PM (Unverified) said
That's funny. I like it. Not sure I like the game, but I like the commercial.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 4:23PM (Unverified) said
r the wow people a little sensitive or what? lol im sry fantasy nerds but some people r scifi nerds and dont care for magic or elves in there games...calm down myria no 1s gonna sniper ur bloodefl.
Posted: Jun 8th 2009 6:09PM Purkit said
Meh... I think you'll all be sick of generic, bland, badly thought out SciFi soon enough.
Posted: Jun 10th 2009 1:54AM (Unverified) said
Funny commercial, still not going to make me play such a bland-looking sci-fi game especially with other MMOs like Star Wars coming out that...you know...have a story.
Posted: Jun 11th 2009 9:39PM Ergonomic Cat said
DIE YOU POINTY EARED LITTLE BEEOTCH.
I'm trying the game now.
I'm trying the game now.
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 1:09PM (Unverified) said
Turning out to be a great looking game. I excited about the features listed in this title thus far, and more so a great MMOFPS that is teamwork PvP centric! Hopefully all those years of CS will help pay off lol!
GAMC!
GAMC!
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