We have to say, Turbine's sense of humor is quickly becoming legendary on these patch notes and dev diaries. Check after the cut below for just a sample from these patch notes that made us chuckle, and don't forget to review the entire notes on the official forums.
- The Devoted within the Grand Stair instance was calling for his bodyguard, but they were busy shoving a dwarf into a meat grinder and didn't hear their master over the curse of grudges. Now that the dwarf in question is no more, they will respond to their master's call.
- The Ornate Chest-piece that begins the Heralds of Corruption arc should now look like it may have once belonged to a normal-sized person, as opposed to a gigantic, sartorially magnificent Volkswagen.
- There is no longer a mysteriously misplaced Moria-mirror jutting out of the cliffside near the Deep Descent.
- A dwarf near the fountains in Glân Vraig was forcing his hand through his shield as he spoke to a fellow defender. The dwarf has been told that this is unnerving and will do his best to sit still while in this conversation.
- The tooltip on the drums in the Grand Stair instance no longer refers to a silly name that we used to call the troll during beta.






