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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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Happy Birrrrrthday Massively!
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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I like pirates! =)

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:14PM Rollins said

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yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:16PM quantum42 said

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Arrgh! Pirates!

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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"Pan!"- Captain Hook

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Yo-Ho Yo-Ho

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:38PM Boruk said

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You can never go wrong with " Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum!"

Even Capt Jack himself agrees

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'm Guybrush Threepwood! A mighty pirate! :P

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:51PM (Unverified) said

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“Where there is a sea there are pirates”

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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Yarr me hearties!

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 4:57PM JediPagan said

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Shiver me timbers!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 7:03AM (Unverified) said

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I says shiver yer own damned timbers!

But I be thinkin' me favoritest pirate-y phrase gots t'be "Hoist the colours!"
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Belay the the bilge, ye scurvy dogs, or be poxed, pillaged and tossed on the poop deck!

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:18PM Arashikou said

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"Keelhaul 'im!"

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:22PM (Unverified) said

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Favorite Pirate expression:

Ship swab----"Yar, captain, what be that wheel doing on ****."

Captain----"Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts!"


Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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Forgot another one:

Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:29PM Ninevah said

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Argh!

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:29PM Learethak said

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Yar is a timeless classic and serves as both confirmation and reinforcement of my scurvy status.

Posted: Nov 4th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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I like a twist on the traditional "yarr." Heeeyarrrrrr!

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